Not me Monday

It's been a few weeks since I have done a NMM, so I thought it was about time I jumped back in! Head over to Mckmama's blog to see what all the fuss is about, it's such great fun! Let's face it we are all flawed Mom's just trying to figure it out as we go! It's very freeing to announce your flailings all over bloggyland, at least that's what MckMama keeps telling us!

Anyway let me know if you joined in the fun!

I did not vow to start potty training D-D last week only to be gone too much to even think about it again! I did not decide that it might be better to wait until after Christmas & things slow down some! I also did not let D-D run around the house naked because he won't keep a diaper/pull-up/underwear on! I would never just give in to him & let him become a nudist! No way I am a far better Mom than that!

I did not totally put my foot in my mouth when talking to my son last week! See I was not irritated that I couldn't get the GD (Graphic Daddy) on the phone & I did not say, "What's the point of having a cell phone if you never answer your flippin' phone?" To which I did not hear S-Man say "Flippin' phone, flippin' phone, flippin' phone!" I did not freak out & totally try to cover myself! I did not say, "Yep see how Mommy's phone flips open, Daddy's does too, so they are flippin' phones!" I would never do something like that because I have better control over my tongue than that! Nope not me!

**He totally bought it by the way!!**

And on a serious note...I did not get SO mad at God this past week & totally vent to all of you how truly angry I really was! I would never do something like that, I am so much better than that! I did not later realize God's plan & become totally humbled before Him, knowing that He knows better than me! I am SO still learning that I have to let go & let God run the show!

So that's my NMM, what did you Not do this week?