"Not me! Monday!"

It's that time again, for "Not me! Monday"! I never got around to doing one last week so this is my first in 2 whole weeks! If your not familiar with this then hop over to MckMama's blog & check out what all the fun is about it!--------------------------------------------Last week I did not have a really embarrassing thing happen to me in the school line to pick up S-man that I have been saving all week to tell you about!! I would never hold out just for "Not me! Monday", I am not that addicted to it! So here goes...-------------------------------------------------------I was not sitting in the car-line, chatting (okay...gossiping!)with a friend from church for almost 45 minutes! I would never, ever do that, I am far too mature for gossip!! I was not sitting there with the car turned off & the windows down because it was so nice outside, (& to save gas)!! I then did not get back in the car with S-man & try to crank my car! And of course it cranked right up, right...nope wouldn't crank! I did not sit there pleading/bargaining with God, telling Him I was so sorry I gossiped & I would never, ever do it again if only He would have my car start up! One more try...Nope didn't work! I then did not have to wait for everyone to go around me & have to have my car pushed out of the way! I did not have to wait for my father-in-law to get there & jump off the battery! I also did not choose this day of ALL days to pick up S-man wearing no make up, & this was not the only thing I could think off, not my car but of all these people seeing me with no make-up! Nope not me, I am absolutely not that vain!! I always go out looking my best, never like I haven't showered in more than 24 hrs!!! Nope NOT ME!!!---------------------------------------------------I did not go to one of my favorite blogs, City Mom, Country Mom, to see what their Not Me! Monday posting was, only to LOVE their new background! I did not go to the website they got it from & hunt until I found it! I then did not copy their background, & wish that my GD (graphic designer) hubby would make me a cute header like theirs! I would never do that, mine was fine the way it was, so why change it? Nope I would not do such a silly thing!! ----------------------------------------------------Well there you go, another Monday almost over! Hope you enjoyed my stories & even had a good laugh! I am most definitely not hoping for comments, especially one from MckMama herself! I wouldn't, I mean who get's excited over those kinds of things? Have a great week & Happy Fall!!